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About Dave Thornton

This is a stand-up comedy show about my life. What’s been happening in it? Glad you asked hypothetical person. Well, last year I bought a house and had a kid. So I’ll be talking about that, and other stuff I find funny and/or interesting. Come along and if you don’t laugh at least once I’ll give you your money back.*

*actual reimbursement cannot occur because of aforementioned house and child