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Urzila Carlson Tickets

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Rating: 5 out of 5 based on 22 reviews

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  • Palais Premium Package

    • Avoid the rush. VIP priority access to Palais Theatre's Premium Lounge, with the room opening 15 minutes prior to ticketed door time
    • Enjoy up to 75 minutes pre-show hospitality with a range of delicious food, premium wines, and craft beer
    • Dedicated team of wait and bar staff
    • A drink voucher to redeem at the VIP express bar during intermission
    • Atmosphere

    Must have ticket to show in addition to this package for entry.

  • Palais Winter Garden Package

    • VIP priority access and dedicated space to the Palais Winter Garden
    • Enjoy an exclusive complimentary cocktail on arrival
    • Avoid the queues! A dedicated team of wait and bar staff on hand to purchase beverages before the show and during intermission

    *Must have ticket to show in addition to this package for entry.

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About

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to Australian stages in 2025 with the ''You Don't Say'' Tour.

Urzila will perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival for a limited run at the iconic Palais Theatre. The ''You Don't Say'' Tour will finish in Perth on August 30.  

Talking about the upcoming dates, Urzila said, "You Don't Say" is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind! I cannot wait to tour this show and bring it to your ears!".

Effortlessly likeable… stream of belly-laughs. – The Age, Melbourne

Carlson’s a master of the form. Audiences across New Zealand have known it for years, and turned out in droves in recognition of that. Now, it’s the world’s turn.– The Spin Off NZ

Standout performance… side-splitting. – Rip it up, Adelaide

There's no doubt Carlson is a slick act - she debuted on the Netflix stand-up comedy event series Comedians of the World - but it's her everyday-ness that makes her so good at her craft.– Stuff NZ

FAQS

Ticketmaster, Live Nation and Venue presales: Tue 01 Oct, 1pm (local time)
General Public onsale: Wed 02 Oct, 2pm (local time)

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Reviews

Rating: 5 out of 5 based on 22 reviews
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  • So Funny

    by SD on 23/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    Best comedy I've been to in years! very funny :) would definitely go to her next show

  • Urzila

    by Robdog on 19/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    Urzila was hilarious, she knows how to entertain! Well worth the overnight stay in melbs

  • Funniest lady! Venue could be better

    by LolaJ on 15/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    I love Urzilla, she's one of the funniest ladies in comedy. Real, relatable and comic timing perfection. She puts on a fabulous show with fantastic stories. The venue was the Palais, the parking is horrendous and doesn't account for the sheer volume of people in the surrounding area going to the amusement park and restaurants. It might be a heritage building but it doesn't accomodate for the quality gigs it puts on in terms of available and accessible parking. Go to see Urzila for the show and the hilarity, plan hours ahead if you want to make the show and get parking on time

  • Hilarious

    by Lis on 14/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    I missed her last time and so glad i got tix this time.She is so funny. Laughed all night. Love her dry witty humor. All her topics are So relatable... keep doing your best work!!

  • Great show

    by Marnik on 14/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    We all loved the show, she is such a funny lady and hits on a lot of topics that need to be talked about but everyone is too precious these days to do it. If you don't like bad language, don't go. But we found it was worth it.

  • Urzila is brilliant!

    by Lana on 14/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    Urzila is now on my must attend every stand up show list. Her stuff is always fresh. She is so relatable even if you arent a divorced gay mum.

  • Laughed the whole time

    by Anne on 14/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    Loved the show, never been before..now looking forward to the next show.

  • Awesome Amazing Crude

    by Urzila Carlson on 12/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    Urzila Carlson you were awesome, the way you can keep a audience intrigued for 2 hours without stopping was amazing. So so funny had a great night

  • A great night of comedy!

    by Brendan Q on 12/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    Ursula is fantastic, doesn't feel like a comedy routine, more like just friends sitting around making each other laugh! This is our second time to have seen her and we'll go again! Long live the scabbard!

  • Belly laughs and tears

    by Milodrinker on 12/4/25Palais Theatre - St KildaRating: 5 out of 5

    The lovely Palais hosted Urzilla who took us on a evening of fun. Topics wide and varied😂 Highly recommend.