Your browser is not supported. For the best experience, use any of these supported browsers: Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Edge.
Skip to main content
Gift cardsGroup BookingsHelp
PayPal Preferred Payments Partner
Ticketmaster Home page

Comedy

Urzila Carlson Tickets

go to reviews
Rating: 4.8 out of 5 based on 6 reviews

Shows22 results

Shows in Australia

International Shows

Experience

  • Palais Premium Package

    • Avoid the rush. VIP priority access to Palais Theatre's Premium Lounge, with the room opening 15 minutes prior to ticketed door time
    • Enjoy up to 75 minutes pre-show hospitality with a range of delicious food, premium wines, and craft beer
    • Dedicated team of wait and bar staff
    • A drink voucher to redeem at the VIP express bar during intermission
    • Atmosphere

    Must have ticket to show in addition to this package for entry.

  • Palais Winter Garden Package

    • VIP priority access and dedicated space to the Palais Winter Garden
    • Enjoy an exclusive complimentary cocktail on arrival
    • Avoid the queues! A dedicated team of wait and bar staff on hand to purchase beverages before the show and during intermission

    *Must have ticket to show in addition to this package for entry.

Gallery

About

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to Australian stages in 2025 with the ''You Don't Say'' Tour.

Urzila will perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival for a limited run at the iconic Palais Theatre. The ''You Don't Say'' Tour will finish in Perth on August 30.  

Talking about the upcoming dates, Urzila said, "You Don't Say" is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind! I cannot wait to tour this show and bring it to your ears!".

Effortlessly likeable… stream of belly-laughs. – The Age, Melbourne

Carlson’s a master of the form. Audiences across New Zealand have known it for years, and turned out in droves in recognition of that. Now, it’s the world’s turn.– The Spin Off NZ

Standout performance… side-splitting. – Rip it up, Adelaide

There's no doubt Carlson is a slick act - she debuted on the Netflix stand-up comedy event series Comedians of the World - but it's her everyday-ness that makes her so good at her craft.– Stuff NZ

FAQS

Ticketmaster, Live Nation and Venue presales: Tue 01 Oct, 1pm (local time)
General Public onsale: Wed 02 Oct, 2pm (local time)

There is a strict limit of ten (10) tickets per customer for the presale and for the General Public onsale for Urzila Carlson.

Please adhere to the published ticket limit. Persons who exceed the ticket limit may have any or all of their orders and tickets cancelled without notice by Ticketmaster at its discretion. This includes orders associated with the same name, e-mail address, billing address, credit card number or any other information.

We’ve updated our seating framework to include a larger range of accessible seating options. There will be an option for every price level and package available for Urzila Carlson.

Accessible tickets (including Companion Cards) can be purchased by calling our Customer Service team on the Accessible Bookings line Monday – Sunday 9am – 5pm AEST: 1300 446 925. This phone number is reserved for patrons with accessibility requirements and companion cardholders and cannot process any other ticketing requests.

Accessible tickets, both during presales and the general public sale period, can also be requested via our Submit a request – Ticketmaster Help. Please be sure to include your relevant presale code with your request if wanting to make a booking during the presale period.

All tickets purchased through Ticketmaster are now digital, meaning you can easily access your tickets on your phone via the Ticketmaster app or mobile web browser via Ticketmaster.com.au for Urzila Carlson and add them straight to your phone’s ticket wallet, and share them with your friends and family.

Ticketholders need a My Ticketmaster account to access Urzila Carlson tickets. Sign up or sign in here.

Only purchase through Ticketmaster to guarantee you have a valid ticket for entry on event day.

Reviews

Rating: 4.8 out of 5 based on 6 reviews
Write a review
  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Hilarious

    by Aaron on 15/9/24Palais Theatre - St Kilda

    Loved every second of it. Absolutely hilarious can’t wait for the next show

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    ALWAYS Delivers the Laughs 🤣🤣

    by ShBam on 15/9/24Palais Theatre - St Kilda

    Man I've seen soooo many Comedians BUT no-one delivers the laughs time & time again! Urzilia you rock! Let the haters hate we LOVE you gurlfriend! Got to go try get out of my puffer 😅😆🤣

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Rollicking

    by Fan girl on 15/9/24Palais Theatre - St Kilda

    As the saying goes, do yourself a favour and get tickets for Urzila Carlson next time she’s in Melbourne. It’s rollicking good fun.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Happy Customers

    by Kim Slater on 15/9/24Palais Theatre - St Kilda

    I’ve been to see Urzila the last 6 years and she has never disappointed. Last night I brought with me 3 friend who I’m sure will join me for many years to come. Thank you Urzila ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Ya

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    Great fun but not for the faint hearted.

    by Spersephone on 14/9/24Palais Theatre - St Kilda

    Urzila shared many hilarious stories with the audience and felt extremely authentic and genuine in doing so. Extremely coarse language, and this should be clear if you’re only familiar with Urzila from her mainstream TV appearances.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    What a great night!

    by Tez on 31/7/24Anita's Theatre - Thirroul

    Urzila put on a great show that had me in stitches of laughter, took me hours to come down of the high of so much laughter. If you get the chance to see her live, go for it, you won’t be disappointed. The venue was great and parking was easy to find at Anita’s Theatre Thirroul.